My mom’s only described bitchy nurses to me but holy shit I just found the queen. I wanna stomp that bitch so far into the tile she won’t remember what it means to be a tricky bitch
ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you
When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron
super glue is my best friend.
"i want to be an actor when i grow up"
"well if that doesn’t work what do you want to be?"
YOU DO NOT QUESTION A CHILD’S ASPIRATIONS TO BECOME ANYTHING YOU ASSHOLE FUCKWADS LIKE IF HE SAID DOCTOR YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT ALL GUNG-HO ABOUT IT JUST NO
i hate how people think so lowly of the arts like our workloads are almost always heavier than that of other majors.
suck a dick, society. suck a dick.
Its been a full month in about eight years that I havent been on any medication at all. It feels wonderful!
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.